- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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