"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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