What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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giddy goat

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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How are cars made? By magic.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Anti Joke

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