Gun Control

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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top kek

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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A seal walks into a club.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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butt sex

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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