- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What's circular and round A circle

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

"knock knock" "Come in"

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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