Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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