- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

It smells like triangles in here.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

cancer

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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