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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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