Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Are you a tree

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Justin Bieber

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

knock knock come in!

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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