- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

The Game.

I was born.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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