- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Where's my baby??

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What can fly? Lots of things

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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