- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Hi what I lug you

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

david poredos

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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