wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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im at school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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