Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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