What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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What's big and white?

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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I am a nigger.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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The person below me is weird.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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