Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What black and has children A black man

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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