Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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No.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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