Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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