Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

The MLS

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

The dewey decimal system

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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