What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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jwe

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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The EPA.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Hitler

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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