Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

U mad?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Oh...okay, good.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Jews

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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