- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Michel Moor on a die...

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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