Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What does two plus two equal? 4

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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