- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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