A man sat on a chair

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

acualy is dolan

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

You see how lame this is?

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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