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Michel Moor on a die...

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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