What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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A seal walks into a club.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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