Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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a man said hi.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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