- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

woman's rights

A seal walks into a club.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Woman's Rights

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What are we then hypocrites?

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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