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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

hi bye

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Women's rights

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