- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Obama

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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