- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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