a horse walks into a blender ow

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neil likes pube toast

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A ginger was with his friends

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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children burning

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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