- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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