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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

why was the boy sad? because.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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