- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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