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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What is the meaning of life? 42

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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