I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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