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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Guess What! HI!

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