- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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