0 + 0 = 0

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

these are shit

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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