Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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your mom died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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