- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

what do u call a black man a black man

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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