Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

a man said hi.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Hello.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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