What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

I was born.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Hi what I lug you

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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