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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Do you know what color comes after 9?

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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