- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Pineapple.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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