- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Nickelback

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

bryden is a faggot

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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