A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Samraj.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

hahahahaha thats not funny

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Nickelback

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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