- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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