Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

thumb_up thumb_down -39

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

thumb_up thumb_down -41

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

thumb_up thumb_down +48

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +44

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

thumb_up thumb_down +40

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops