- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

out of your comfort zone

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Knock knock Who's there Police

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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