What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

thumb_up thumb_down +27

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Chinese drivers.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

thumb_up thumb_down +25

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the love boat

thumb_up thumb_down +25

WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops