why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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I pooped.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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