why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Give me thumbs up!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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