Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Queens Park rangers

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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