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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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