- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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