Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Gingers.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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