What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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