- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Grammer is very important

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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