The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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