Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Republicans

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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