What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Harry Styles

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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