- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

womens rights

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Abortion

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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