- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

cliché rebecca black joke.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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