- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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