Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Tell you something funny.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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