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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

PSN IS UP

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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