- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Woman rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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