- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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