What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

whats polish and black a polish black person

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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