- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

I Have a Black Friend

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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