- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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