every cloud has a silver lining

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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